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Hot As Balls

Posted by dave on Jul 13, 2010 in Comedy, S.P.O.F. | Comments 0 comments

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SPACE!

Posted by dave on Jun 22, 2010 in Comedy, Random | Comments 0 comments

This shit will protext you in SPACE! and etc.!!!!!!!!!!

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Strict Diet of Kitten

Posted by dave on Jun 15, 2010 in Comedy, Random | Comments 0 comments
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

Thanks to: Dont Even Reply

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Urinal Rules!

Posted by dave on May 17, 2010 in Comedy, Random, S.P.O.F. | Comments 0 comments

RULES! There ARE RULES!

  1. Look straight ahead, either at the tile in front of you or the metal thing. NEVER DIVERT YOUR EYES! EVER!
  2. Always Keep at least 1 if not more urinals space in between you and another guy. Unless its an emergency.
  3. cough to let others know there is some one else present. You never know who may be hidden in a stall. Avoiding Awkward situations ins necessary.
  4. no talking while the deed is being done. continue your conversation after you done. Its weird for both of us.
  5. NO FUCKIN TOUCHING! EVER! NEVER EVER! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER TOUCH A GUY WHILE HES PISSING! EVAR!

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Stupid People on Facebook

Posted by dave on May 11, 2010 in Comedy, Random, S.P.O.F. | Comments 0 comments

I don’t usually do 2 of these in a day, but I couldn’t resist.

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Justin Beiber German FAIL!

Posted by dave on May 8, 2010 in Comedy, Random, Videos | Comments 0 comments

This is an interview with our friend Justin Beiber on NewZieland T.V. a short while ago. He for some reason cant wrap his head around the word German? He does realize that Germany is a country right? You know Hitler and all that stuff.

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