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SPACE!

This shit will protext you in SPACE! and etc.!!!!!!!!!!

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Strict Diet of Kitten

Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

Thanks to: Dont Even Reply

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Urinal Rules!

RULES! There ARE RULES!

  1. Look straight ahead, either at the tile in front of you or the metal thing. NEVER DIVERT YOUR EYES! EVER!
  2. Always Keep at least 1 if not more urinals space in between you and another guy. Unless its an emergency.
  3. cough to let others know there is some one else present. You never know who may be hidden in a stall. Avoiding Awkward situations ins necessary.
  4. no talking while the deed is being done. continue your conversation after you done. Its weird for both of us.
  5. NO FUCKIN TOUCHING! EVER! NEVER EVER! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER TOUCH A GUY WHILE HES PISSING! EVAR!

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Stupid People on Facebook

I don’t usually do 2 of these in a day, but I couldn’t resist.

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Taking Advantage of Twitter bugs Blows Up Faces!

Taking Advantage of Twitter bugs Blows Up Faces!

Earlier today a bug within twitter was found. I wont explain how to do it because the bug has currently fucked every one over!

So if you took advantage of this bug, as I did! you were able to force any one on twitter to follow you! How awesome would it be to have Oprah following you?! Apparently so awesome that you now have 0 followers…

This bug took advantage of Twitters tagging system and allowed unsolicited follows. Unfortunately for those who took advantage of the bug they now have 0 followers. Including Conan O’Brien, and myself!

Lets hope that they fix it and give every one gets there followers back *finger-Crossed*.

UPDATE: It is happening to more and more people as time rolls on. Internet celebrities alike such as Jeff Cannata of The Totally Rad show is also now affected.

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NOT ELMO! NOOOO!

I cant believe they are this desperate for viewers! Kids live Nudity, Language, Violence, Rape, and strong sexual. WHAT THE HELL IS STRONG SEXUAL?!

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