RULES! There ARE RULES!

1. Look straight ahead, either at the tile in front of you or the metal thing. NEVER DIVERT YOUR EYES! EVER!
2. Always Keep at least 1 if not more urinals space in between you and another guy. Unless its an emergency.
3. cough to let others know there is some one else present. You never know who may be hidden in a stall. Avoiding Awkward situations ins necessary.
4. no talking while the deed is being done. continue your conversation after you done. Its weird for both of us.
5. NO FUCKIN TOUCHING! EVER! NEVER EVER! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER TOUCH A GUY WHILE HES PISSING! EVAR!

I don’t usually do 2 of these in a day, but I couldn’t resist.

ummmmmm? right?